It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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