Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I enjoy the company of your penis
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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