her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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