Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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