her vagine was all disorganized.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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