You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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