He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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