it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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