I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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