is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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