Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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