He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
