But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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