I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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