Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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