used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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