Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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