We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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