the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
