i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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