"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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