I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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