singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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