Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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