The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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