Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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