True but thats because hes a fetus.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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