Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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