So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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