so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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