i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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