It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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