she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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