But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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