sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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