I just pynch a tree in the face
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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