My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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