I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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