I think im going to throw up on grandma
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
be right there i have to get my cape
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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