So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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