come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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