when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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