it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
