Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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