We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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