ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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