VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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