I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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