I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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