Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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