oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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