It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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