I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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