I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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