I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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