So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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