How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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