I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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