Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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